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OMG, guys... Read the first paragraph CAREFULLY:

In other news, still in a lot of crap, but I've given myself a permit to write fanfics since I always have writers block in the first place. Still no messenger though. Unless it's a Friday or Saturday. And I'll get my NYC pics up as soon as I have time to scan them and put them on Photobucket...


Sep. 27th, 2005 06:30 pm
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Well, Chuy has introduced me to the evil that is Stalker.com. I mean, um, FaceBook. Yeah. I totally went around in friends lists of people I know and sent friend requests to people I like, lol. Yay for whoring myself out!

And now, please direct your attention to an entry of [profile] candy__chan's that shows that I will definitely be going to hell:

Jesus is an Alchemist!

Comment for me here, dammit!


P.S. I'll swear when I type. Not when I talk, though. Cause I'm weird like that.


Aug. 31st, 2005 09:50 pm
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Well, it appears that since I'm back on campus, my life is so interesting that I'm posting a lot! But I had to share this. You know how when you wake up, there are a bunch of wrinkles and stuff on your pillow from sleeping on it? Well, this morning, I woke up, looked down at my pillow, and I swear the indents formed "HI." Yeah. I was scared. Then, later, I ran into an old friend of mine who apparently transferred here, so that was fun. First day went good. I haven't missed any classes yet, lol. We'll see how long I can keep that up... Okay, back to trying to make sense of my Music History homework.
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Yeah. During dinner they were having some Cinco de Mayo thingy. Which was okay. I mean, they had quesadillas and all, but it's May 7th. And this school is anything but Mexican! I don't understand our country's fixation with that holiday. Do we celebrate Canada Day? No! Anyway, about the only fun looking thing they had was tie dying, which I couldn't do because I had to go usher and I had shown up in my nice clothes to do so. They were also teaching dances that I'm fairly certain were either Cuban or Brazilian. Oh well. My life is just messed up lately.

In other news, downloading stuff I technically shouldn't be having is fun!



Apr. 24th, 2005 12:00 am
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Hee hee, about to go to bed. Maybe more later. Yay birthday!

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I made tacos!!!
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Dear God,
Hi, it's me! You know, the crazy kid with the cartoon obsession? I know I don't pray as often as I should, and I tend to question things that I really shouldn't, and when I do pray it's for really stupid reasons, but today, I ask you humbly with all of my heart and soul to save this country and not let Bush get re-elected tomorrow. Show your mercy upon our failing country and pull us out of this abyss that that man has gotten us into. Thanks!

Hello. I'm that weirdo who's been showing a strange interest in your teachings because of that whole Miroku obsession. I would ask that you use whatever powers (if any) that you have achieved in your nirvana to keep Bush from getting re-elected. You were all for peace, and he's the messenger of the exact opposite. Thanks!

Almighty Zeus,
I know that you don't get many prayers anymore, but I would like to ask if you would use your majestic powers to keep Bush from getting another term. I would be ever grateful if you and your siblings, children, and wives would be so kind as to show mercy upon a world that you usually like torturing and save us from that man. Thanks!

Sacred Cow,
I'm not sure if you have powers or if you really exist in Hinduism, but if you're there, could you please keep Bush from getting into office? If you'll do that, I swear I'll never eat beef again! Thanks!

Satan and Bill the One-Eyed Goat (his mascot),
Now I don't like you, and you don't like me, and I don't even think you have any real powers cause God could kick your butt whenever he wanted to. But I just want to say that you've tortured us enough! Please let your servant, George W. Bush, not get a second term. We're suffering enough as it is. I really enjoy being able to afford food and having a house to live in. I don't want that to go away. I know you could care less and I really could care less about you, but I just thought you should know.
P.S. God is awesome!!!

(Chuy decides he's never going to speak to me again)


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